Meet our Current Staff
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Name: Jonathon Willis Hills
Capacity: Host, Creator Biography: Jonathon Hills is a Buddhism preacher known for his program, "Buddhism Hotline" and his book, "Buddha Bless Me, Buddha Bless You". Jonathon is a strong HILLARY supporter and shows up at every speech. He claims we need a woman president for once in this country and he's tired of the men running it with their gigantic egos. Jonathon spends his time changing the worlds views on important key debates such as how feminism is the way to go, women are superior, white men are evil and more.. Legally we have to mention that Hills is being investigated by the F.B.I for undisclosed reasons. |
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Name: Muhammad Smith
Capacity: Co-Host Biography: Muhammad Smith grew up on a farm in Kentucky in a small rural town where his dad was the town's taxi driver. Muhammad quickly realized he needed to make something out of himself and wanted to rise to fame and be important. Muhammad found Jonathon's program from a craigslist ad and decided to give it a shot and now he helps Jonathon spread his message. Muhammad is currently serving a long sentence in jail for assault with a plant and failure to follow orders and will not be released anytime soon. |
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Name: Jacob Crapper
Capacity: Co-Host Biography: Jacob Crapper comes from the big city of Los Angeles, California. Jacob wishes to help Jonathon yet he disagrees with almost everything Jonathon says and strongly despises him. Despite their difference Jacob vows to help Jonathon with his program. |
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Name: Arriana
Capacity: Technical Supervisor Biography: Ariana decided to come work for Jonathon after figuring out Rajeev was on the program and knew that she could help fix it. By being a woman, Ariana is to be respected to the full degree and she gets that respect from Jonathon Hills who respects and does her every command. Jonathon treats Ariana with respect and he is very nice to her. |
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Name: Brittany
Capacity: Co-Host Biography: Brittany comes from Los Angeles, California where she is a proud woman activist and feminist. She actively leads marches to make sure women get better rights than evil men and she has written a book called, "Guys are a disease, Women are Gods". She is happy to be on Jonathon's program and has converted to the religion of Buddhism successfully. Jonathon enjoys having Brittany on the air because she is able to combat the white males calling into the program and call them out for being so white and male. |
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Name: Amal
Capacity: Co-Host Biography: Amal is Jonathon's adopted brother raised by Jerry Hills, Jonathon and Amal did not get along. Today, Amal is a disappoint to the Hills last name and does sinful things like drugs. Amal is pleading with Jonathon that he can change and sober up. |
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Name: Austin
Capacity: Co-Host Biography: Austin is a world renowned Gender Pronoun Expert and author of, "Misgendering is Illegal". Austin is gender neutral himself and has removed his "Genitalia" per instructions of Jonathon. Austin hopes to spread the importance of respecting pronouns on the program. |
Meet our Ex-Staff
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Name: Kent Kennedy
Capacity: Co-Host Biography: A disgusting man who snuck onto the property of Jonathon's mansion to get on his program, and has been mooching off of Jonathon ever since. He is known for his former company, CVS which he has now sold, and plans to live off the land until he dies. |
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Name: Dr. Gregory Pecks, PhD
Capacity: Co-Host, Artist Biography: Dr. Gregory Pecks, PhD was born and raised in Provo, UT, where he graduated from Brigham Young University with a doctorate in Buddhism. A lifelong friendship/collaboration with Buddhism Hotline creator Jonathon Hills was sparked after a chance meeting at SeaWorld in the latter's hometown of San Diego, CA. Pecks, PhD is known for his short temper (especially towards technical supervisor Mathis Miles) and his artistic ability. Dr. Gregory Pecks is a strong supporter of Evan McMullin and will not tell why. At the current moment Gregory is living in Australia where he started a missionary for a sinning religion that starts with the letter "M". |
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Name: Professor Burke Baxter
Capacity: Guest Moderator, Artist Biography: Burke Baxter was born in The Sunshine State: California, where he also studied at and received the first master's degree in Buddhiology from Stanford University. He first guest-moderated on the Buddhism Hotline after a chance meeting with the show's creator Jonathon Hills at SeaWorld in The Sunshine State: California, where he currently teaches Psychology at Pitzer College. Burke is a passionate Hillary supporter. He believes its time we get a woman president; he says, "We need another Clinton in the office". At this moment Burke is on a leave of absence from the program while he lives in his residence in California. |
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Name: Mathis Miles
Capacity: Technical Supervisor Biography: Mathis Miles was born in Mobile, AL, the product of incest. Buddhism Hotline creator Jonathon Hills ordered him on the now disbanded downsiedeals.net, where business owners could find employees who'd work for half price due to mental inferiority. He currently resides in a cage in Hills' guest house. Mathis was disappointed to find out Jeb Bush was dropping out of the race. Mathis MIles is currently missing from the state if you have any information on his where about's please contact the studio at, (217-364-7469). |
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Name: Chad Felix
Capacity: Assistant Technical Supervisor Biography: Chad Felix was unfortunately found in a dumpster and raised in a very poor family. Eventually, he decided to run away and start his dream of creating a "play doh fetish fan club collection youtube series." Unfortunately, he was not getting the attention he was seeking so he took to the streets of San Diego to find a job and ran into Jonathon Hills himself. Hills offered him a job as a Janitor for studio. After a few weeks without Mathis Miles as the technical supervisor, Hills decided to promote Chad to Assistant Technical Supervisor. Chad also been working with the (security analyst) Dylan and has invested thousands of hours into creating anti-joke software with him capable of reporting and automatically texting joke calls to the authorities. Although it was thought that he was both deaf and mute, he actually can speak and hear fine. Chad is cheering for Gary Johnson for 2020. Chad decided to resign and go on vacation later on and he has been replaced. Name: Juan
Capacity: Assistant Technical Supervisor Biography: Jonathon Hills found Juan somewhere in Mexico during a missionary trip to help convince the Mexicans to come into America and not to listen to our disgusting president. Juan completely agreed with Jonathon's message and said he could work for Jonathon for a very "reasonable" price. Juan has faced a lot of racism and discrimination simply for helping Jonathon out and has been called some very disgusting names. Juan has been very strong against this harassment and has pushed forward for the good of the program, Jonathon and Buddhism. Juan decided to resign and go on vacation later on and he has been replaced. Name: Rajeev Kapoor
Capacity: Assistant Technical Supervisor Biography: Rajeev is a big fan of the program and after watching hundreds of episodes decided to offer to replace the shows ex-technician who he says lacked the experience he has. He claims to be very good at helping people with computer problems back in India and used to be a tech support person. Rajeev promises to get the joke detector software in working order and restore the program. Rajeev is the current technician for the program. |
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Name: Joe Smalls
Capacity: Host Aid Biography: Joe Smalls was born on a southern farm in Kentucky. He was not supposed to be born but survived all odds and came out in a old barn house. He lived off the land for 15 years until Jonathon Hills picked him up off the side of the road and offered him his current job. Although he has problems reading and writing he has put a lot of effort into Buddhism. Joe Smalls recently got out early on good behavior from serving a 5 year sentence for an armed robbery of a "Taco Bell" location. |
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Name: Mike Hard
Capacity: Host Biography: Mike Hard was born in Riemvasmaak, Richtersveld, Northen Cape, or in other words a south African Village. Growing up in the village was not easy for Mike as he learned the struggle of survival living with different ethnic backgrounds not similar to his own race. Mike learned about the Buddhism Hotline after running into Jonathon while he was giving one of his seminars about his book, Buddha Bless me, Buddha Bless you. After learning about the religion Mike discovered his passion was to change peoples lives for the better. Recently, the host Jonathon Hills, suffered severe brain damage and Mike Hard has decided to step into the shoes of Jonathon and take over the program. He claims he will completely turn the program in a different direction and vows his loyalty the show's creator, Jonathon Hills. Unfortunately, Mike was caught performing homosexual activities and was cut from the former program completely. |
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Name: Charlie Fraser
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Name: Jeremy Fox
Capacity: Special Guest Biography: Jeremy Fox was born in Chicago, Illinois in the suburbs. His family was tragically killed in a skiing accident. He lived on the streets making his money by teaching the people about Buddha and his majestic powers. One day Jonathon Hills was in Chicago doing a conversion call for one of his followers. He noticed someone in the street screaming Buddha come inside me at the top of their lungs. He immediately talked to Jeremy and discovered his mass wisdom in Buddhism and drove him home to the Buddhism Hotline headquarters where he now serves as a extra Co-Host. Jeremy is known for being very calm like Chester but is very firm in his beliefs. Gregory Pecks, PhD has claimed that he was a Mormon missionary partner with Jeremy Fox in the past but it has not been officially confirmed. Right now Jeremy Fox is serving a short sentence in jail for urinating on a local Christian Church but is expected to be on a recovery out. Name: Eddie Cox
Capacity: Special Guest Biography: Eddie Cox was born in Tijuana, Mexico and was raised by a Mexican family who adopted him. Eddie began work as a telemarketer for the famous Chinese finger trap. Eddie is best friends with our former technician Juan and Eddie has stated that Juan hasn't been in contact with him since he went on Jonathon's all expense paid vacation. Eddie met Jonathon because Juan told him about the program and the religion. |
About our Program:
Jonathon Hills has been running "The Buddhism Hotline", where he has been teaching Buddhism online for over 3 years. Jonathon is an award winning author and prophet of Buddhism and his program is the ideal place for a family to learn about Buddhism. Jonathon invites you to watch the program live on the air every week.
More about our Program:
Jonathon Hills has been running "The Buddhism Hotline", where he has been teaching Buddhism online for over 3 years. Jonathon is an award winning author and prophet of Buddhism and his program is the ideal place for a family to learn about Buddhism. Jonathon invites you to watch the program live on the air every week.
More about our Program: