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Program News

Brittany divorces Jonathon Hills

Brittany calls it quits on August 12th 2020

Jonathon Hills marries Brittany

Jonathon Hills finally marries the love of his life on August 11. 2020

Don Beverage joins the Program

Don Beverage from the NBA (National Buddhist Association) joins the Buddhism Hotline after sponsoring the show and having a falling out with his employer, with no other options Don hopes to get money by being on the show. 

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New Buddhism Hotline Merch Dropped

Our newest line of exclusive merch has been dropped, gets your today!

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New Music Video Dropped [Buddha Roll]

Jonathon Hills drops a new Buddhist beat hoping to convert you to Buddhism.

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Willie Johnson joins the Program 

Jonathon welcomes Native American Willie Johnson (Not Jesus) to help calm the program down.

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Jonathon Hills suffers severe car accident facing & has Brain Damage

Buddhist prophet Jonathon Hills was unfortunately involved in a near fatal car accident resulting him to lose his memory and suffer brain damage as a result. It is a miracle from Buddha he is living to continue the Buddhism Hotline.

Jake Mahoney & Rafael Butts join program 

Jonathon welcomes two new member to the program who hope to change the direction of the show. 

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Jonathon rises from the grave by power of Buddha [8-9-19]

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Jonathon is Kidnapped [7-30-19]

Jonathon Hills is kidnapped live on the air and his location is unknown at this moment. - Chad

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Jonathon Remembers Etika [6-25-19]

Buddhism Hotline supporters raise almost 2.3k for the National Suicide Lifeline to pay tribute and honor well known live streamer in the community "Etika". 

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Jonathon raises $560 for PipSqueakery Charity 

Jonathon decides to raise money for the animals so they can reach nirvana by doing a charity program on DLIVE.

Jonathon releases latest single "Pray Like Me" [3-13-19]

Jonathon showcases his hottest new single to help inspire kids to be more like him and spread Buddhism.

Jonathon Unveils his Green Pea Toilet Paper [2-26-19]

Jonathon Hills unveils his best invention yet to sore and cleanse your rectum region with, Green Pea Toilet Paper.

Jonathon is Assaulted by Jacob Crapper on the air [2-4-19]

Jonathon Hills was hit in the head by Jacob Crapper on the program today knocking him out and seriously impairing him.

Jonathon Releases New Award Winning Single [12-24-18]

Jonathon Hills releases, "Moves Like Buddha", to inspire the youth to let Buddha come inside of them and control their lives for good featuring vocals from Ariana.

Jonathon Unveils Green Pea Ice Cream [12-20-18]

Jonathon reveals his newest product in the Green Pea Family of Products.

Jonathon brings Buddhism Hotline back [12-2-18]

Jonathon Hills wakes up from coma and announces Buddha came to him in a dream telling him to start the Hotline back up. Jonathon wishes to finally change the world and prove the haters wrong.

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 Jonathon's Message to You [11-22-18]

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Kumar Patel joins program as a Technical Supervisor [11-18-18]

Kumar comes from Bangladesh and was snuck over the border thanks to Jonathon's help to assist with the program.  

Jacob Crapper joins program as Co-Host [10-23-18]

Jacob from Los Angeles, California vows to help Jonathon in any way he can despite his difference of opinion on almost anything Jonathon says and strong dislike of the host.

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Gary Bush joins program as Co-Host [10-21-18]

Gary from Guatemala wishes to spread his view on feminism and appreciating women across the world by teaming up with Jonathon and joining the program. 

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Muhammad Smith joins program as Co-Host [9-27-18]

Muhammad from Kentucky hopes to become as famous as Jonathon Hills one day and help people out.

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Arriana joins program as Tech Supervisor [8-26-18]

Arriana joins the program as the new technical supervisor to be the first women to moderate the program, she brings the skills of being a women.

Jonathon Hills reappears from rumors surrounding his death with a new program [8-23-18]

Jonathon hills, rumored to be dead has started a new program called, "Live with Jonathon Hills" to teach politics, have debates and preach religion which can be found on the Youtube Channel called, "Live with Jonathon Hills".

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We have Raised $1000 for the Suicide Prevention Lifeline [8-3-18]

Thanks to your generous support after doing a charity stream we have raised $1000 for the Suicide Prevention Lifeline, thank you to everyone who watched, shared, and donated.


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Jonathon unveils "Jonathon's Smooth Green Pea Juice" [7-11-18]

The prophet Jonathon Hills announces his latest creation, Jonathon's Smooth Green Pea Juice, taking the finest ingredients from his green peas and making them into an inexpensive product for only $39.98 for people who can't afford his Homestyle Green Pea's.

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Eddie Cox Joins the Program [6-16-18]

Eddie Cox has joined the program as our new co-host, Eddie comes from Mexico promising to bring a very strong impact and swift change into the Buddhism community with his skills from being in a different country.

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Rajeev replaces Juan as New Technical Supervisor [6-4-18]

Jonathon Hills has ventured to South India to handpick the finest and most experienced technician for the program who promises to handle even the most extreme "joke" calls. He vows his loyalty to the shows creator, Jonathon Hills. Juan has been sent on an all expense paid vacation.

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Hit Song "No Joking" to be released very soon [5-25-18]

The hit song featuring award winning author Jonathon Hills and co-host Dr. Gregory Pecks is set to release very soon and change the lives of many youth learning about Buddhism for the first time.

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Jonathon announces Kent Kennedy's Retirement [4-28-18]

Jonathon has announces the permanent departure of co-host Kent Kennedy from the program, as he goes on a long overdue permanent vacation. No other statements will be made on this topic.

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Jonathon is confirmed to be alive [3-21-18]

The statement made by Chad Felix about Jonathon Hills passing away was confirmed to be false. He is alive and in good health, and plans on continuing the program.

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Mathis Miles has been located in the Bahamas safe [2-4-18]

It has been disclosed that the beloved co-host Mathis Miles has been located in the Bahamas by a search and rescue team in an underground bunker. He has received some intense physical and mental abuse as well as starvation but he is expected to recover promptly and the plans of his future are unknown at this time.

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Burke Baxter Life Update and his Vision [1-4-17]

Burke Baxter reveals what he has been working on these past years in California and also discusses his vision and is requesting your help!

Jonathon shows his Green Peas in new Video [1-2-17]

Jonathon reveals his product in a never before seen video.

Jonathon describes his program in new video [12-25-17]

Jonathon describes what the program is in this captivating and breath taking video.

Jonathon Hills unveils his new Homestyle Green Peas [12-22-17]

The prophet Jonathon Hills has released his newest product into the Buddhist family, these delicious and pure snacks are the only food that Buddha allows you to eat, so dive into the scrumptious peas today!           
             
​              -Chad (Tech Supervisor)

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Pray for Mathis Miles [12-12-17]

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Josephina Small's Transition Update [11-12-17]

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Jonathon Hills returns to host the program [9-28-17]

After discovering that former co-host Mike Hard took over the program, Jonathon Hills returns to the program as the host as he was disappointed with my selection for the hosting position and wanted the program done right.          -Chad (Tech Supervisor)

Jonathon Hills steps down from program; pending replacement [9-21-17]

The host of the program, Jonathon Hills, has decided to retire from the program due to the amount of filth getting on the lines. We have decided to hire Mike Hard to take over the program even though the alleged rumors and allegations surrounding him due to the desperation at the moment until we find a more suitable permanent replacement. -Chad (Tech Supervisor)

Mike Hard Released from the Program Permanently [8-31-17]

Is it to my displeasure to announce we have decided to part ways with our former co-host on the show, Mike Hard. Although Mike had good intentions coming into the show to change it into the right direction and tackle through some very tough joke callers, it is dissatisfying to admit that Mike Hard has been exposed doing homosexual activities by our technical supervisor Chad and we have taken immediate action as that is a clear violation of Buddhism and is absolutely disgusting. We hope to find a replacement for him but for now we will be using our guest co-host Kent Kennedy until then. Thank you for your understanding. - Dylan (security analyst) 

Mike Hard Tackles Homosexuality Video [8-7-17]

Update / Rumor Debunktion Video [8-2-17]

Upgrade to Joke Detecting Software  [7-27-17]

We would like to inform followers of our program that we will be doing a serious revamp to our joke detecting software and upgrading to version 5.7 . Our upgrades should be able to permanently end any calls with a unfavorable track record and automatically ban them and call the authorities on the prankster. We will not allow this kind of behavior to continue on our hotline and I know you will understand it takes lots of time and money to perfect our software. We will make this show 100% kid friendly so you will have no fear in allowing your child to watch our program. Thank you for your cooperation.

Chad and Mike host (Reddit AMA) [7-07-17]

Hello fellow Buddhism Hotline viewers and the Buddhism community. This is Chad Felix joined by Mike Hard, (I run technical support for the program). We am currently hosting an ask me anything for the program, ask your questions.)

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Mike Hard steps up as new host of show [7-02-17]

We would like to welcome Mike Hard to the Buddhism Hotline team as he prepares to fill the shoes of Jonathon Hills. Mike is a proud buddhist who came from South Africa as an emergency backup due to some unfortunate events regarding the ex-host (Jonathon). Mike looks forward to changing the program and putting it in the right direction. His focus is to remove any people on the show who are not serious about learning about the religion or are there to cause trouble. He is a very strong leader who will absolutely not be phazed by anyone.


Update on Charlie Fraser [5-04-17]


Charlie Fraser Stepping down as Co-Host (Retiring) [5-01-17]

We want to thank Charlie Fraser for his service on the program as our co-host for the past few months. Charlie Fraser has made the decision (himself, not Jonathon) to step down from the program due to some personal issues. He will be going back to his hometown of Alaska for permanent vacation to find peace within himself.

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 Mathis Miles Investigation: Help Needed [4-24-17]

We are currently trying to locate our co-technical supervisor, Mathis Miles as he has not been in contact with the program in several weeks. Jonathon Hills has no idea where he is and knows nothing about what has happened to him. We believe he is on vacation still but are getting worried. If you have any information please call the studio at, (217)364-7469 or message us on "twitter". We have a picture of him on the right. Thank you for your cooperation. 

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